sexuality: fra fee singing empty chairs at empty tables
June 2013
walk into the club like what up I was on my way to this gay Gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought “Gosh, the Third Reich’s a bit rubbish. I think i’ll kill the Fuehrer
i am in love with the idea that enjolras is so baffled by his own emotions towards grantaire that he legitimately cannot tell if he has heartburn or stomach butterflies
so it gets to the point where every time he sees grantaire do something cute he just takes calmly stops what he is doing to find joly, describe what happened, and ask whether he is dying or if this is part of the being in love thing
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
[AGGRESSIVELY REJECTS ADULTHOOD]
i like this picture of gordon ramsay being upset over soup
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.
My dad lost 40 pounds in a month and he wasn't even that fat with this. Me and you should do it together I need to drop weight for summer go to bit(.)ly/tumblrfun
“Aaron.”
—George Blagden in response to ‘Who do you wish you worked with more?’ (via hepaotus)
I constantly have to shake my brain out of thinking “oh it’s almost autumn already well this summer went past quickly” haha what the fuck is wrong with me we’re halfway through June ??????
ok kids. im leaving you an essay. twenty pages. single spaced. 12 point times new roman font. one question: “where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from cotton eyed joe” good luck this is due tomorrow
my 6 year old brother has been crying for the past 20 minutes because my parents didn’t invite him to their wedding 19 years ago
do you think ants get confused when they accidentally get on buses and end up really far away
